All systems operational  ·  Network status: Tony is home

America's most
personal 5G network.

TonyCell delivers dedicated, uncongested, carrier-grade LTE coverage exactly where it matters most. No throttling. No contracts. No other customers.

100%Network priority
1Towers nationwide
~275 ydCoverage radius
1Subscribers*
Coverage

Our nationwide coverage map

TonyCell's network reaches every corner of the map that we currently serve.

South Bay Area, CA Excellent · 5G-ready · Pool-adjacent Map data © Tony
TonyCell Ultra Coverage Areas we've chosen not to serve yet

†Coverage available in select area. Singular. Signal strength may vary with foliage — there are two trees we don't talk about. Alaska & Hawaii also not covered, obviously.

Plans & Pricing

Simple plans. Radical pricing.

Every TonyCell plan includes unlimited talk, text, and data with zero deprioritization — a promise we can make because of our unique subscriber model.

Tony Essentials

$0/mo
Billed never
  • Unlimited data within ~275 yards of the pool
  • Full-strength 4G LTE on pristine CBRS spectrum
  • No contract, because there is no way to sign one
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MOST POPULAR (n=1)

Tony+

$0/mo
Billed never, but with priority
  • Everything in Essentials
  • Priority support (Tony answers if he's not swimming or diving)
  • Free international roaming (walk past the fence)
  • Indoor coverage via our FreedomFi small cell
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Tony Infinite Ultra Max

$0/mo
Our best plan ever
  • Everything in Tony+, which is everything
  • Advance notice before eNodeB reboots
  • Voice & eSIM support (coming in Phase 2)
  • The word "Max" in your plan name
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Network & Devices

Carrier-grade infrastructure. One of it.

TonyCell runs on real, honest-to-goodness telecom equipment — the same category of hardware trusted by networks a hundred thousand times our size.

Our national tower network

A Baicells Nova 430H eNodeB, professionally installed and SAS-certified by our in-house (literally) CPI. It is the flagship of our fleet, and also the fleet.

Bring your own device

Any CBRS-capable (band 48) phone or dongle works — once Tony personally burns your SIM. TonyCell SIMs are lovingly hand-provisioned, like artisanal bread.

Zero congestion, guaranteed

Our entire network capacity is dedicated to you. Well — to Tony. Peak-hour slowdowns occur only when Tony is downloading something else.

Fully legal. Weirdly.

Licensed CBRS spectrum under FCC Part 96, coordinated through a real Spectrum Access System. The paperwork is genuine. The carrier is a bit.

Support

Frequently asked questions

Everything you need to know about joining the TonyCell family.

How do I sign up?

You don't. This is just for me.

Wait, seriously?

Seriously. TonyCell is a private LTE network with exactly one intended subscriber, who is Tony. Reading this page is the closest you will ever come to being a customer, and honestly, we cherish that about our relationship.

Is this even legal?

Delightfully, yes. TonyCell operates on CBRS shared spectrum (band 48) under FCC Part 96, with the radio registered and coordinated through a Spectrum Access System by a Certified Professional Installer. It is quite possibly the most regulatorily compliant joke you have ever encountered.

What's the coverage really like?

Within roughly 275 yards of the pool: spectacular. Bars for days. Beyond that, your device will crawl back to whatever "nationwide" megacarrier it came from — a downgrade we can only describe as roaming.

Can I get TonyCell in my city?

Our expansion strategy is governed by a single site-selection criterion: does Tony live there? Our network planning team (Tony) reviews this quarterly (never).

Do you support eSIM and voice calls?

Both are on the official TonyCell roadmap — Phase 2 brings eSIM provisioning and VoLTE. Until then, TonyCell is a proudly data-only carrier, the way nature intended.

Who do I contact for support?

Tony. You already know him — that's the only way you found this website. If he doesn't answer, he is in the coverage area, enjoying it.